Good morning to everyone who is eating their windy bacon this morning 🥓

In San Francisco, immigrants are stealing our sinks

😂

I am screaming

I have never heard Obama speak like this.

STRANGE BUT TRUE: After Donald Trump played "Ave Maria" at a campaign rally In Pennsylvania, composer Franz Schubert rose from the grave to tell him to cut it the fuck out.

Who does it better?

“Kamala Harris will protect your right to disagree with her” is one of the most powerful statements made yet in support of this ticket. Thank you, Harrison Ford. 🗳️💙

When a campaign manager is this happy on Election Day you know what’s coming.

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