Her dick slid out of her pantyhose, so now it’s unwittingly peering out from beneath her dress. Again. 💢

In hindsight? The remote detonation button was a pretty good idea. Can’t be mad at it.

What’s bland is that outfit of yours — even I couldn’t predict the Red Ribbon army getting 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 devoid of style. At least they kept themselves on the “making attractive weaponry” track; you’re not a complete eyesore.

It’s a sibling thing, don’t think on it too hard.

Plowing humans can be such a waste of time — I get that trying to keep up with an endless energy source sounds crazy, but 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 before you’re exhausted? Talk about a bunch of quitters.

‍ ‍ ⠀ ⠀Her fists are 𝙛𝙖𝙧 from her most lethal ‍ ‍ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀‍weapon. ♡

Pretty rich coming from the royalty built like total breeding stock. 🤣

Studbot.

It’s not ‘resting bitch face’ — I just find you incredibly boring.

The only weakness Androids have is sloppy, aggressive blowjobs.

‍ ‍ ⠀ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀‍ 𝘈𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘉𝘢𝘪𝘵.‍ ‍ ⠀ ⠀‍ ‍ ⠀

The problem isn’t that she was designed with a wrist-thick dick, it’s that whoever designed it thought it would be a good idea for her to need to jizz 3+ times a day. 💢

Saiyans are damn annoying to fight — what a group of battle-crazy meatheads. Distracting them with a quick cock-flash usually does the trick, but 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 a saiyan is a whole different story.

If you’re training to beat the shit out of thieves and poachers, maybe. Good luck against anyone worth their salt, though.

‍ ‍ ⠀ ‍ ‍𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙁𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥.‍ ‍ ⠀

Calling “lord” Frieza a princess while dumping a gallon of cocksnot into her womb.