I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT SO MUCH

oh okay so father figure is really just taylor swift calling herself daddy got it i can be super normal and casual about that! #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

MY WHATS BIGGER?!!!!! #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

taylor saw us calling her mother & said “hold my old fashioned”. she is daddy. #thelifeofashowgirl #fatherfigure

"I can make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger" 🙂‍↕️ #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl

NEW HEIGHTS MADE IT

MY JAW STAYS DROPPED THIS WHOLE ALBUM I CANT #TSTHELIFEOFASHOWGIRL

12 Fucking Bangers

long live the motherfucking queen

It’s so hard to pick a favourite cause the ranking changes every hour

so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist

if you’re wondering “who asked for this??” i did

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I don’t want to fix my spending habits. I want to afford them.

no need for a halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid 20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore

i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am

i was overstimulated and now i’m evil