Hey Apple I’m rly excited for your smol new phone and all but can you focus on making autocorrect work please thx

why did i have to discover how thrilling online auctions are at 2am

Kevin Lyttle came on at the Italian bodega and I just know it’s going to be a good day

im either blowing up the group chat or MIA for days, theres no in between

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

Looking through my open tabs is lowkey the window to my mind

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

Alex McCord lowkey put Brooklyn on the map

Hey Apple how come when i dictated to Siri “sounds fabulous” you returned the text “what time?”

you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser. you gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta stronger.

Being a hater can be very chic, if and ONLY IF you have taste & self-esteem. If your taste level is compromised, your haterism looks tacky. If your ego/insecurities influence the targets of your haterism, you just look pathetic. True hating is an art. You know it when you see it.

Liza Minnelli has outlived Ali Khamenei, Iran’s Supreme Leader and a brutal dictator.

The irony of an oura ring immediately signifying someone has no aura

rewatching rhony

my 5 year plan is to go for a lot of walks :)

i rly dont need 2factor authentication to order a bagel but thx for looking out i guess

If you’re blasting music from your speaker in public, it better be Golden #kpopdemonhunters

OiI

"said OO Girl!! shocked me like an electric eel!"