I think my favorite part of my life is when I get a package

This young man is Tate Myre & he died a hero when he rushed the school shooter in Michigan. God bless you, sir. I wanna be like you when I grow up.

you want me to go to a meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?

The holidays are hard for a lot of us. This year, especially. Help is near: National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 800-273-8255 Sexual Assault Hotline: 800-656-4673 Domestic Violence Hotline: 800−799−7233 Substance Abuse & Mental Health Hotline: 800-662-4357 Please share.

If I got everything I wanted right now, I wouldn't be ready. There's purpose in the preparation. There's a reason for waiting. Thank God for that.

Please do not drink and drive this weekend. Idc how “good” you are. There’s too much risk. It’s not worth it.

2023 3B Cameron Richey (Austin HS) showcasing pull-side pop. Top EV at 89.7. #DCScoutDay Demand Command

I’ve got to think of a way to get off this planet by tomorrow

Meatball has made my day🥺

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! lots of love :)

Acceptance is the first step of responding to an email. Responding to an email is NOT a linear journey. It is a process that can last years or even for the rest of your life.

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

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Kevin hart & the rock doing the tortilla challenge has me in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

they should make a beer that doesn’t taste like that

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