I’ve never seen a better graphical depiction of grief

Boris basically said I’m sorry that your grandma passed away yeah I actually am like obviously I’m going to be upset about that innit yeah but I don’t wanna be mates wiv you orite

Apple Pay is real money. Apple Pay is real money. Apple Pay is real money. Apple Pay is real money. Apple Pay is real money. Apple Pay is real money.

my toxic trait is that I genuinely believe that I would win every single task on The Apprentice

When I say I want my home to be organized and clean I expect NO LESS than Khloe Kardashian’s pantry

Hermes rebranding as Evri is extremely appropriate cos there’s evri chance yer no getting yer parcel

Wit we saying? 10 surely?

Lol all u doubted me when I told ya my mum was a Hollywood actress xx

She got sunglasses on indoors bro, she gone

Why’s this summer looking like it’s about to cost me 10k😂😒

I don’t know who wrote this original tweet but it’s incredible 😂 #LoveIsland

she’s a 10 but she likes taking naps so she’s a 20

“I want to go for a walk”

two incomes is better than one. make sure ur mans got two jobs, stay up queens!

I am dead 😭😭😭