If all the Atheists & Agnostics left America, they'd lose 93% of The National Academy of Sciences & less than 1% of the prison population.

When people tell me to hurry up, I immediately slow way down. I'll go at my own pace.

Took my phone out of the Otter Box and I must say it is an amazing feeling. I might not wear underwear tomorrow and see how that goes.

I really don't know how to cook anything and it's a wonder I've survived this long.

Working 2 jobs at 65 hours a week and developing websites on the side. I'm exhausted. I have no life.

Walter White is my nigga.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no pay makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no pay makes Jack a dull boot. All work

I just want a career where I can grow my beard out and be covered with tattoos. #dontjudgeme

I get really in to late night stand up comedy.

The world now has more people dying of obesity than malnutrition.

Soteriophobia is a psychological condition which causes a person to refuse depending on others out of fear of being disappointed.

No days off. No sleep. Coffee is my best friend.

So damn fucked up, I don't give a damn bruh. #juicyj #lexluger

Goddammit I love every song Johnny Cash ever made.

"Exit Through The Gift Shop" is my new favorite film. #banksy

Socks are more comfortable if you wear them inside out. #fact

Never in my life thought I'd be so happy to be back in Huntington.