This line up would dog walk the entire MCU

JORDAN PEELE ANSWER YOUR PHONE

I’ll never ever take this role from her. This is her greatest work

The Transformation of a Karen: “The Karening”. 😂😂 Samantha Nugent

ima sound old but back in my day, we feared plagiarizing anything because there would’ve been extreme consequences. i’m so glad i graduated before cheating and ai became normalized in universities. i’m glad i actually learned how to research and write authentic papers.

The health benefit is that you dont smell like shit, hope this helps!!

A reminder that religious political power is what killed Jesus. We shouldn’t want to dominate over people. We should desire to be sitting at tables with people, providing for their needs, and building community. We should be servants, not overseers.

16 targaritas in I’m stealing the red balls outside the building

i want to erase my memory of this show so i can watch it again for the first time

(Warning, insane glaze) Whoever was writing The Penguin finale give em all the awards and lock them up in the DC dungeons cause that’s gotta be one of the saviors of DC 🔥✍🏽

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible

What the hell is depressing about this?

Jesus Gotchu

“Holding, offense number 77. Ten yard penalty. Replay second down.” Mike Tomlin on the sideline:

Children have to be taught how to do everything. They just got here. So if you lack patience you don’t need to be a parent.

"I want you to put the word out that we back up"