Ok nice the coffee’s kicking in.

everyone's trying to unify crypto markets into one narrative look closer: • troll: 1000 new wallets/day, tiktok driven, 40% cex volume • hyperliquid: $4m single positions, 8.2k sophisticated holders two completely different games running side by side. neither is "better".

Smile Bish OE. 0.0069eth. RTs appreciated. Link in comments.

RWD 🗿

Gm gm New week holy

People fuxk around and act surprised when they find out.

Gm gm It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

I literally can’t function without coffee

Gm gm Another week eh?

Gm gm It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

Mfers ask how your morning been so far? Bro I literally just woke up

Just had an atrocious coffee cause I had to. Absolutely disgusting

Weep not for roads untravelled

$ETH has always been the ticker

every dip is an opportunity to show people we don’t die $REKT

Gm gm Made it to another Friday

Spilled coffee on my white shirt. Fuxk

My brain just gave up for the day. It senses the weekend

Gm gm on this long weekend

Nitro cold brew to kick things off