Our Belgian contacts. In the same game as us, but it has to be said, much better at it. #CafeCandide #SecretArmy

@PaulnotRingo what can I say? . . the wine tasting got a little out of hand. I ordered 2cases, Edith told me the girl had to go #StupidWoman

Ohh René!! 💋💋💋 #AlloAllo #TvSeries #BritishComedy

Bonne chance @HannahEliRourke !

Showed the 'Fallen Madonna' to LeClerc and asked if he could do another - "What, three big boobies?!" #plonquer

Well, all work and no play . . .

This lipstick's the devil to shift . . I really must remember to wipe my mouth after helping Yvette in the back room

I predict a build up of high pressure, with strong gusts of wind later on . . . my wife's mother has just been served her onion soup! :(

I still take pride in seeing my (dead twin brother's) name above the door m.youtube.com/watch?v=wxEVes…

I have to keep the Germans happy or they'll have me shot. I've to keep the Resistance happy or they'll have me shot for helping Germans . .

. . . up against the wall, with guns!

And I have to keep my wife happy as she'll have me shot if she ever finds out about my affair with Yvette! Why is this war so complicated?!

Mes Amis anglais, do not abandon us to the Germans on June 23rd. Vote #Remain. It makes it easier to return the airmen ;)

#TeamAlloAllo - fire drill at Café René We forgot Geering & Von Strohm were waiting upstairs in their flying helmets

I can confirm that, very busy, haven't we Yvette Carte-Blanche ? ;)

#RIP #GordenKaye 1941-2017 bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

@ResistTrump2017 vive la Resistance!