The Bible is true. All of it.

During my trip to India, I ONLY ate in 5 star hotels and still contracted 4 types of Salmonella. The hotel apparently sourced their eggs from a filthy chicken farm right next to a literal mountain of trash. There are serious hygiene issues that must be addressed in India. It is

falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak

Fabrizio Romano has fallen off so much this transfer window, I’m seeing so many new journalists give exclusives just for him to nab it 30 minutes later and pretend he knew what was going on. Literally everyday.

Megan Fox is psychotic

I have the courage to stand up to them. I have the ability to stand up to them. I am the only candidate proposing the return of power to the people through the clean reinstating of articles 47 and 49 of our 1922 constitution, that were so needlessly and callously removed then

Please look at this nigga bro😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Conor McGregor HAS NOT parted ways the UFC. Both Conor McGregor and his team confirmed this to me. He also confirmed he is back in the pool, has submitted tests and all have come back clean. “It’s all systems a go,” he said.

i’m not even kidding, this would be one of the WORST fights in the history of combat sports

Belal Muhammad getting booed out of the arena in his hometown 😂 fucking bum.

See you in December LERONE MURPHY congrats #ufc319

The faces of 2 guys who know they're absolutely fucked 😭#UFC319

Chael Sonnen 396 of the punches:

Casual MMA Beat Rob, Izzy and Sean twice. Chimaev was scared shitless to strike,and resorted to wet blanketing his way to a win. "I kill everybody" died tonight to the sound of an entire arena booing the new champ.

0 goals 0 assists 7 hair flicks This brother is ASS.

Bro that’s wild

Take the hit. Ruin his career. Take 3 years of his career away from him and let him rot in the reserves. Allow him leave on free when he's nearly 29 years old and hasn't kicked a ball for 3 years. See who pays him £350K a week then. #NUFC 🇸🇪 🐀

This game really couldn’t have come at a better time 😭😭😭

Fabrizio cooked😭