.Vini Jr.

INJECT THIS IN MY VEINS!!!! #MiaSanMia #Bayern

When you buy a book that teaches how to get away with fraud and it never arives.

Manager: I need you to work this Saturday. Me: No problem I might be late though, transport's slow on weekends. Manager: What time will you get here? Me: On Monday

They don’t name people Maicer Izturis anymore

*throws a used condom in a lake with crocodiles 6 yrs after at my door:

BAYERN MUNICH WIN THEIR 35TH BUNDESLIGA TITLE 🏆

I can’t watch this Drake clip without thinking of this Akademiks reaction 😭

i’m about to tip jareth $20 nigga 😭😭 this is how you doordash !

RUMOR: Dianna Russini may have been cheating on Mike Vrabel with her husband.

THIS DIANNA RUSSINI VIDEO WITH MIKE VRABEL IS OUTRAGEOUS. 😳😳😳 She was daring him to tell the world: x.com/HAAHAHAHAH8674…

How it feels to have 3 Sapporo’s at lunch

Urs Fischer's reaction to Bayern's comeback

BAYERN MUNICH FROM DOWN 0-3 TO WINNING 4-3 IN THE SPAN OF 30 MINUTES! ALREADY CROWNED CHAMPIONS AND THEY'RE STILL DOING IT 🤯

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

When you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but its Sunday and you're 41

Man I need a cup of serious mud brother. HH