This cracked me up but also makes me feel extra old.

As you are busy with joint Israel-US strikes on Iran, Rafah was closed. Gaza's borders are closed indefinitely. Israel cuts Gaza off from world again. A 'ceasefire' in Gaza that still blocks food and aid isn’t ceasefire. UN and all NGOs in Gaza urgently need more food,

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷 Iran's Ministry of Defense Spokesman: "We have prepared for a very long war, and therefore it would be foolish to use our most effective weapons in the very beginning. The enemy has a limited stockpile and everyone is aware of this fact."

Only twenty people showed up to the only anti-war demonstration in Israel. It was immediately broken by the police and the man who organized it was arrested. A sad state of affairs in a psychotic society built for war.

Kick the US troops out. Now All 12,300 of them The thousands of CIA and NSA spies need to leave as well We never voted for any of them to be here They are under the control of a rogue US regime Their presence puts British national security at severe risk

SCOOP: A suspected Iranian drone attack hit the CIA’s station in Saudi Arabia in what would amount to a significant symbolic victory for the Islamic Republic as it lashes out at U.S. targets and personnel across the Middle East, sources tell Ellen Nakashima and me

🇺🇸 Awkward moment for Narco Rubio Reporter: You told us Israel was going to strike Iran and that’s why we needed to get involved. Rubio: No. Your statement is false. Were you there yesterday? Reporter: YES, I asked you the question. 💀

Does Jon Stewart think the US launched its missiles at Iran from space

Attempt to balkanize Iran - no aerial campaign can bring down a government, but sowing civil strife and discord can, even if it takes a long time. This has long been the playbook.

NEW: The IRGC Navy says it targeted a US destroyer with “Qadr-380” and “Talaeiyeh” missiles The US destroyer was refueling from an American fuel-supply ship, about 650 km off the Iranian coast in the Indian Ocean, when it was struck by Qadr-380 and Talaeiyeh missiles fired by

🇺🇸 This US is so cooked it's hilarious 🤣 Reporter: Do you think Israel boxed the US into war with Iran? Schumer: "Look, no one wants a nuclear war, no one wants a nuclear Israel, but we certainly don't want an endless war." *Walks away* *Turns around* Schumer: "What'd I

As the U.S. and Israel’s war against Iran drags into its fourth day, and the devastating death toll for Iranians rises to more than 700, Israel is hoping the world is no longer watching Gaza. They’re using Iran as an excuse to starve even more Palestinians.

Washington Post: American and Israeli officials were not prepared for this rapid and ongoing response from Iran.

I think it's incredibly important that they keep trotting out this moron every day

An anti-war vigil took place in Tel Aviv. Only 20 people showed up. They were immediately violently dispersed by massive police forces.

Arab channels with close ties to the IRGC & PMU have posted that they are aware that the US has carried out a secret airborne landing in the desert of Najaf al-Ashraf, southwest of Iraq, at 5:49 AM. They say they’re aware of its purpose and are monitoring it.

Hahahahaha you couldn't make this up

It's easy to get distracted by the nuclear dossier regarding Iran. But the real reason behind the war is Iran's support for Palestinian and Arab Resistance groups. The Israelis and Americans want to steal and plunder without anyone fighting back. That's all it is.

Say hello to the new Trump-branded “moderate rebels”:

insane. x.com/NatashaBertran…