this is how non bravo people view jen shah btw

personally as a woman who likes cooking and abusing drugs, i think i would have thrived as a 1950's housewife

magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?  😆

okay but him saying twilight is so valid tho

“omg you remembered?” did you know that if you cut me up and looked into my heart you would find a small red door that opens into a room plastered with everything you’ve ever said to me and it’s all covered in glitter and fairy lights and paper stars. so yeah, i did remember

losing my youth to mental illness while watching other people my age achieve things and live out their dreams

the older i get, the more i appreciate slowness. slow mornings, slow burn dating, slow days, slow music and slow conversations

I put on Snow White as background noise and realized I was doing dishes during Whistle While You Work

Whole time it fucking stink in that bitch

lisa rinna at andy’s baby shower

do you ever catch yourself being mean for no reason and you’re just like??? go take a nap???

Crying to the Jo Bros with a cigarette in one hand and the biggest milkshake you could possibly imagine in the other 🥲

walking in the rain wearing a chromatica shirt rain on me tsunami, bitch

Why yes, I did meet Luann de Lesseps last night. AND YES I DID get her autograph as my very first tattoo. #rhony #rhonylegacy #housewives #bravo #countess