Prince Andrew arrested on his birthday

this man must've been someone's baby, someone's whole world at some point and he must've been raised with someone's love. i wish and pray there is an afterlife and it treats him kindly this is unbearable

Jason’s been on his phone for a while and I just heard him say “so was the grinch a product of the key party?”

Okay in all seriousness tho NYC was probably like the worst example for this

BRITAKER???

“riding in a golf cart fatly”

I don't like referring to Charlie Brown as having or not having hoes. Don't call Peppermint Patty and the redheaded girl hoes. It's inappropriate.

“Sando” is one of the most annoying words I see too often online.

Me during the ovarian torsion storyline

if another country bombed an elementary school in Alabama and then started saying shit like “they’re better off dead than growing up evangelical” while their executive branch was posting 2010 Marvel memes on their socials, what do you think the reaction would be?

🔴 Just a wee reminder, if you don't like Iran's Islamic authoritarianism, it exists because the USA overthrew a secular socialist Iran in 1953 because BP was losing oil profits.

on this year's international women's day, we should all take the time to remember the names of these schoolgirls who were just trying to live their lives.

Idk I feel like this could only happen if you’re a Trump supporter lmao

We did this to a major, sophisticated city of ten million good and decent people and our leaders can’t articulate a coherent reason why

I perform funeral rites in my head for every dead animal on the side of the road I leave no one unburied

Turns my stomach to see cities with millennia of history flattened by United States and Israel, two of the fakest countries in the world.

online anger without curiosity is so belligerent and childish. timothee’s sister pauline did ballet. his mother taught dance. he was just ineloquently pointing out how ballet and opera aren’t mainstream entertainment, in part because they’re cost prohibitive.

please try to guess which ship this tweet is about before clicking on it

Why is everyone being so annoying about this