imagine I’m getting married and buy gift bags for all the guests but inside every bag is a gun

Just realized I could pay off all my student debt by being a surrogate………… ….

U ppl make me wanna kms

after living with ralph for 2.5 years he finally bought the right toilet paper

I don’t think anyone knows how to play chess there are no rules someone just moves a piece until the other person is like u know what ok u win and that’s the whole game

Dog at the strip club dog at the strip club

feeling like the 10 year old girl who sang spiritbox on americas got talent

boys like moshing cuz it’s the closest they get to hugging eachother