Being offended doesn’t make you right

This is the only argument. They lose every time.

They didn't prepare me for getting old and having days of waking up feeling like you've been hit by a truck

Not once have I ever been threatened with a good time.

Just Saying 😉

Ladies, what is stopping you from doing this?

Unwavering eye contact while I eat her out like my last meal, definite mood.

Be brave enough to believe that you are worthy of great things

Be honest ⭐ if you were at the airport and you were about to go through TSA and you saw that Rubenesque D1ck 🏳️‍🌈🦄 was one of the TSA agents... would u put something in your pocket so that it would trigger the scanner and she'd have to give you a pat down in the crotch area?

I’m “my mom used to send me into the store for cigarettes with a note to say they were for her” years old

‼️The RACISTS That Claim That BLACK-on-wHITE Crime Is An Epidemic Is Nothing More Than a MYTH. Watch as this misleading narrative gets thoroughly DEBUNKED in under two minutes.

Took you guys running with me this morning and some of you need to try a little bit harder.

If I was god I’d permanently seal up every vagina on the planet.

Please send coffee or an alibi. I’ll go with whichever arrives first.

Gotta stop comparing yourselves to people on social media who are rich and have great genetics. It's not a fair rat race

Ohmygosh I thought it was Rubenesque D1ck 🏳️‍🌈🦄 "a latest photoshoot, but the model is wearing clothing so it can't be.