If I were POTUS, I would totally go on the roof of the White House. Because why the hell wouldn't you?

Missed opportunity for a layover in Bowling Green

They also spread antisemitism and give a platform to Hamas sympathizers. You know, small things

John Bolton being in an authoritative expert voice for the political left and CNN will literally never not be funny. It comes in second place only to Kamala Harris traveling the country bragging about Dick Cheney's endorsement.

i love these accounts that are like “want some easy side cash? just start an entire roof cleaning business.”

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

I’m constantly finding strange men in my hotel room. It happened this morning. It happened four times last week. I blame the Jews.

You don’t hate the press enough.

This him?

"Please bro, stop your redistricting bro. It's not fair. I promise we'll stop if you stop. Come on, bro."

Trump: “I’m going to make DC a safer place for the people who live here.” DC libtards: “We must go outside and bang pots and pans.”

Not a single bullet hit my grandad on D-Day. To suggest it was dangerous on Omaha beach is ridiculous.

None of these dumbasses can swim straight!

There is no “need” for children to be mutilated or sterilized, therefore parents have no “right” to fulfill it.

“Largely clean despite DUI arrestS” is the new “fiery but mostly peaceful”

You filled skate parks with sand to stop people from getting fresh air during a pandemic.

saying “big third down here”

"Lotta game left"

Just thinking about the Mariners asking how Robles rehab assignment went tonight and stumbling upon the tidbit that he launched his bat at the opposing pitcher

I think we have found the last place in fantasy football punishment for this season