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"I have blocked you everywhere, let me see how you will message me again" Me :

I raise you the morning after you’ve come back to Kenya after an international trip 😭😭😭

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You and Uhuru Kenyatta stood on this very same tarmac years ago, cutting the same ribbon, smiling for the same cameras only difference is, back then Uhuru was president and you, William Ruto, were his deputy. Now you’ve returned, same road, same story, new lies pretending it’s a

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Opposite what?

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Moved closer to my job in January Lost the job two months later Stayed home two months Got another job Quit five months in due to politics Had my first flight (ever) to China through my side gig Home now for the second month Composure💀