Took some alternative transport around my town today. What a place. It looks like I’ve been stung by a colony of bumble bees, I don’t own Instagram, all goes well, full steam ahead. #zebras

New Zealand playing India in a T20 international five days after the T20 World Cup final sums up everything that is wrong with cricket. One big contextless circus.

They need to have "cocktail only" sections at the Demba. If someone just wants a simple beer beverage it’s no good waiting 5 minutes while Pete whips up some exotic concoction for patrons just in front of you in line. Needs urgent action in my opinion. #eatinganddrinkingseason

Chiefs’ HC Andy Reid, asked today for his thoughts on playing a game next season in Germany: “I look forward to getting a bratwurst.”

Hung to the shithouse but seeing an eating clinic from Jack Ridewood is really lifting spirits. The pie, sausage roll, bakers delight pizza and roast beef roll didn’t stand a chance. Couple that with the presence of Brett Smout and Dale Equid today and spirits will lift! #Kosta

We live in a very divided world, but if not every single person believes that the Indian time zone for a test series is the best there is, then you have no idea. Everyone looking forward to taking it in with a chicken tikka masala and a garlic naan over the next month. #INDvAUS

Chase Koepka just hit a hole in one on LIV Golf’s party hole in Australia

BELIEVE IT ☘️

It’s not over yet, Tony Greig

Neale Daniher should be: In the Australian Football Hall of Fame; Australian of the Year; Immortalised in bronze at the MCG #BigFreeze fightmnd.org.au

England & #Bazball have convinced a nation they won the First Test. It’s real Kim Jong-il gear where he told the people of North Korea he hit five hole in one’s during the one round! History only remembers the winners. Lord’s tonight. This shit is getting us through winter #Ashes

Laws of the game good enough yesterday, good enough today. Sorry chaps.

OLLIE BOWS OUT A WINNER! A remarkable ride sees Munhamek take out the Damien Oliver Gold Rush... INCREDIBLE!🙌🐐🏆

We don’t talk about this video enough.

A direct hit by Ben Foakes, all the 3 stumps uprooted. 😂

Why on earth any sports lover is happy with a draw is beyond me. You play for a result. Extra time please AFL Full stop.

BOSTON, WE DID IT ☘️ #DifferentHere

The days are the longer, the weather is warmer, footy finals begin, the NFL is back, the spring carnival is on and everyone is seemingly on the piss this weekend. We’ve done it, Melbourne has risen! #ohyes

One of the best MCG Tests ever. #AUSvIND