An Apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

There is a special place in hell reserved just for me It's called the throne

Yes hello 911? I'm bored you wanna chill or some shit?

Do you ever think about what you did in the past and just go Why The fuck Did nobody punch me in the face?

"I can see your bra" Fucking good it was expensive

Up all night! Why is this an accomplishment?? It happens all the time....

So excited to go water skiing today with some friends even tho it's 60 degrees 😂😂 #vacation #fun

Tubing was so much fun today! I fell off once and my arms kill but it was totally #worthit

Glad to be back home not so happy about school in the morning ugh school ruins everything!!

School was pretty annoying today between pictures and my arms killing me from this weekend can't wait for bed 😪💪📚