ok be honest did you actually enjoy that youtube video i showed you or were you just laughing to be polite

raising twitter's character limit above 140 was the signal for the end of the american century

i think less of universities when i hear their staff/alumni publicly state objectively false things about their subject. like does having a PhD from you actually mean anything? why would i care about having your $50,000+ certification when you let just any moron have one?

Having your own subreddit dedicated to you is like having a whole court full of eunuchs that you only visit sometimes in-between conquests. They're either cooking up your immediate downfall or the most insanely efficient, brutal, and well-run bureaucracy the world has ever seen.

leftist trying to explain protests in the US: "ok so imagine israel"

managing a junior vs senior developer be like:

Restricting notifications to "only people who follow you" might sound reasonable on the surface until you realize all the most incandescently insufferable people on the platform do it. I now think it's just a method to disconnect yourself from reality in a very insidious way.

my unjustifiable hatred of the ACLU has been justified once again

most people are still unaware they have shazam built into macos

How mad do you think people named 'Claude' are right now?

3 years have past during this January

Euler rhymes with Bueller, anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional

in tv theme songs/intros you have to present some kind of coherent premise or central theme of the work that follows. few modern shows have any coherent message or theme at all, so they just ask for some kind of post-modern abstract art-piece based around the title.

all you need to do to fix your timeline is follow artists that draw anime girls with guns. that's it. that's the secret.

most meme/youtube clip editors have at minimum 3 gay porn videos saved to their hard drives, regardless of political affiliation

if you criticize me even a little bit just know that you are grossly defaming both me, everyone who follows me, my friends, my entire extended family, my legion of ever faithful doordashers, and every other person on the planet with a beautiful soul.

Diffraction-based optical computing is one of the next big developments in AI, I'm calling it now

can i come over and look at you like this