Your regular reminder not to comment unsolicited on anybody else’s weight loss* (or gain tbh) *unless you are ABSOLUTELY *certain* it’s both deliberate and part of a positive thing for them

Entering my 30s via zip line....

#NewProfiIePic

Cardiff half ✅ 1:48:58 #CardiffHalfMarathon

One of my least favourite things in the NHS is people cc'ing in increasingly senior people when they don't get the response they want. You can tag in [email protected] my friend but it's still going to be a no.

Dear darling Twitteroos, if you’re thinking ‘Oh God, everyone around me is so big and shiny and jolly and they’re surrounded by 250 friends tonight and I’m already in my pjs”, can I reassure you that probably the rest of their life is shit?

The world of #GeneralPractice according to Hyacinth Bucket 🪣 (pronounced Bouquet) 💐 1. Trying to work out whether a colleague has a patient in with them before knocking on their door to ask advice.

January vibes

'Another man?' Iconic, Claudia Winkleman #TheTraitors

“We put her in her place.” The moment Harry sealed his fate. #TheTraitors

Shoutout to anyone who is quite happy just having a whole garlic bread baguette for a meal

Mid night shift and 12 bourbon biscuits suddenly seem like a good idea

Hi David Lloyd Clubs how long will your Lichfield club be closed to members of other sites? Got there this morning to discover I'm not allowed? Thank you.

Spotify knows the score this morning.

I have 2 hours and 22 mins left of this working weekend and I'm attacking a pack of custard creams like it's going out of fashion 🙃

Night shift haze so unclear what day/month/year it is so elected a run would help....it did not.

It's a Friday night. I'm on nights. I'm smashing a packet of white chocolate digestives

My 40th birthday in a photo. Champagne, birthday cake, a wonderful trip away and excellent company (Andrew )