no offense i’m sorry if i’m offending anyone but i love my job

the most important thing i’ve learned so far working with kids is to NEVER wear a spongebob sweater on pizza day. no one can handle it, not even yourself

y’all have no idea how often i monologue

sometimes i fall asleep watching greys anatomy in the hopes that i will subconsciously find the cure to my ailments

“the invention of MyChart may have been the worst thing to ever happen to you” -Holly

i need a punchcard coupon for going to the doctor

ever since they yassified the cvs on water street it’s been running so much better

having coworkers

i am only posting this so i can send it to holly on every social media platform. this tweet is not meant for anyone else please continue with your day

Hozier releasing his EP on saint patrick’s day is so meta

love having conversations

if i had a dollar for every time a doctor put me under anesthesia and proceeded to biopsy the wrong organ i would have $1, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that’s something that HAPPENED RIGHT?

This is terrifying

“you think you’re sooo special. you just want to wear the ‘fuck cancer’ t shirt” -my dad, moments after my cancer diagnosis