I want to repaint/redecorate my whole house.

Having a child that acts just like you is not for the weak 😭😭😭😭

literally living in answered prayers 🥹🩷

people really been throwing me off lately with the corny shit!

these kids in here working my nerves.😵‍💫

my daughter spent an hour talking about her dream of owning a hair salon and describing how she would decorate it. 😭🥹

I went from wearing a medium to a small.🥴

In bed early tonight.😌

my daughter spoiled this kitten so bad that she cried the entire night for her.😭🥹

I’m cool with having 1 kid forever.

car cleaned, house cleaned, dinner done… I can relax for the rest of the day.🥲

my house smell and looks amazing.🥲

Life really is sooooo amazing for me rn 🥺🥺

I need a nap.😩

I want some cookout food.😩

mommying and moneying, that’s all im on 🎀

All jokes to the side. My daughter really funny is shit. 😭🤣

& PLEASE DO NOT bring my child up in an argument if you're not ready to get your a$$ dragged. That sht will bring out a whole other side of me that’ll dog walk you btches. I’m warning you now!!

I might tell a joke, but never a lie.

You bitches obsession with the next bitch be soooo weird 😭😭😭😭