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Tequila for fun, wine for sad baths.

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Getting arrested for treason because you were trying to impress teenagers in your racist Discord group is galaxy-level stepping on a rake shit

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It’s crazy that it took Ali to make him famous… Sonny Liston’s life is captivating. This week we start the trilogy of it all. Enjoy!

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Took my grandparents for lunch in Bisbee, AZ and saw a man in a top hat like he wasn’t wearing a top hat, another man dancing to no music and a furry in the first 3 min of pulling into town. I get it Doug Stanhope. This place is fantastic.

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If you think your family is a disaster, you gotta hear this. This will make you feel a little safer around your Passover or Easter celebrations… or less safe. I don’t know your family.

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My family: “this $500 Plymouth Duster is our house”.

Vast majority of broke people don’t choose to be broke, Matt.

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The app alert “Jeffrey is on his way to get your burrito” used to be reserved for a much different app a few years ago. Still, very grateful, Jeffrey.

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