The app alert “Jeffrey is on his way to get your burrito” used to be reserved for a much different app a few years ago. Still, very grateful, Jeffrey.

It’s begun.

Stevie runs a twitter about Sunflowers?

I just knew he was him. Way to go, Jelly Roll! I hope you took Strug with you.

My family: “this $500 Plymouth Duster is our house”. Vast majority of broke people don’t choose to be broke, Matt.

Crime In Sports James Pietragallo Whisman I looked up Ciccarelli’s restaurant for…Reasons… and saw this on the menu. I cant make this up. #Keepyourpantson

Devil’s arugula.

How’s it called OnlyFans and not GashApp?

This feels like my fault…

If you think your family is a disaster, you gotta hear this. This will make you feel a little safer around your Passover or Easter celebrations… or less safe. I don’t know your family.

Manscapers:

Fuck. Yes.

Took my grandparents for lunch in Bisbee, AZ and saw a man in a top hat like he wasn’t wearing a top hat, another man dancing to no music and a furry in the first 3 min of pulling into town. I get it Doug Stanhope. This place is fantastic.

James Pietragallo Whisman we need to adopt this here in the U.S.

Arizona Winter update: the A/C is back on.

It’s crazy that it took Ali to make him famous… Sonny Liston’s life is captivating. This week we start the trilogy of it all. Enjoy!

This story is fuckin crazy and there is zero percent chance these are the only two people he killed.

Getting arrested for treason because you were trying to impress teenagers in your racist Discord group is galaxy-level stepping on a rake shit