Publisher: So you've given us a book about a big friendly giant, one about an enormous crocodile, and another where a granny takes a magic medicine and grows as big as a house. What's new? Roald Dahl: There's this peach... Publisher: Is it - Roald Dahl: It's fucking huge

ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece are you using? (I'm cheating and using 2 so you can enjoy the detail)

Ahh Nerds we have reached the insect section of Muséum de Toulouse And yes once more - as with most galleries - the most dominate display within the insects the Lepidoptera - big, impressive.. 🧵1 #MuseumNerdsAbroad

Next up nerds - the second largest insect collection on display at Muséum de Toulouse are the Coleoptera - the beetles, & of course dominated by the scarabs These are the most described of the insects…so far 🧵2 #MuseumNerdsAbroad

I wish I lived closer to London so I could join this, but sharing in case any of my geographically-superior followers are interested...

WIN! - A Vinyl Copy of 'Cascade' by Floating Points Electronic producer floating points returns with a dancefloor-primed record on Ninja Tune next week, and we're giving away a copy of the pictured 2LP 'Universal sparkle vinyl' variant 🌌 Like, retweet, and follow us to be

“We were completely deceived by its camouflage.” In #Malaysia, a nature educator saw what he thought was a #snail...it's our Observation of the Week! Read the story at: inaturalist.org/blog/98469-is-… #nature #biodiversity #lepidoptera

I'm no economist, but if cutting winter fuel payment saves £1.4BN a year, and the energy companies are raking in over £1BN a week in profits, maybe an 'easier decision' would be to TAX THE PROFITS OF THE F*CKING ENERGY COMPANIES to cover the cost, rather than freeze pensioners?!

It's going to be Ross Kemp, isn't it?

A book will be coming out soon which I was offered the opportunity to illustrate. Sadly, I made the boring but necessary decision to prioritise my actual job (so I could keep paying my mortgage), but a big part of me wonders what could have been.

Amazon music app: Ah, I see you've finished listening to the album you deliberately choose to listen to, now here's some absolute shite to follow it.

I've acquired a gardening buddy...

Martyn Warren (he/him) Big buddies from the golf course

True bugs (Heteroptera) Bugs, scientifically known as Heteroptera, they are a group of about 40,000 species of insects in the order Hemiptera. They can be found in nearly every habitat, from the deepest oceans to the highest mountains. Heteroptera and all Hemiptera have

The little spider sitting on top is not a baby. That is the adult male Caerostris safely and strategically postured between the female's pair of large abdominal tubercles, sometimes referred to as the "saddle". [1/4]