I would personally have rephrased this

It really is only spurs that can ruin a bank holiday weekend on a Thursday, nice and ready to top up on Sunday

There are two types of owls...🦉😅

H 😍

If someone wrote a novel about a president on trial for paying off a porn star and the first witness was named 'Pecker,' you'd hand that back for a rewrite.

“You boy! Get me £5000, I’ve been locked up by bad people.”

“Suspended Tory MPs sir - thousands of em”

Go on Arry

📢 another upbeat survey on the UK economy👍

New poll by S&P Global finds a net balance of +49% of UK services and manufacturing firms expect a rise in activity over the next 12 months, the highest of all the countries monitored here... 👇

source: pmi.spglobal.com/Public/Home/Pr…

A very relevant motion presented to the Commons in 2020 proposed 'any MP who voluntarily leaves the political party they represented upon their election to the House of Commons becomes subject to a recall petition'

One of the backers of that big idea....? Lee Anderson 🧐

Yikes. He’s been in Labour, Tories, now Reform… it’ll be our turn next 😱

Difficult place to come

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A thing of beauty........... unlike its topic.

This is the moment Cooper found out i was piranha!🤘🏻🐠 #TheMaskedSinger #themaskedsingeruk #piranha

'Britain has significantly underperformed compared with the EU and US since the vote to leave in June 2016, with a sharp hit to its goods trade, weaker business investment, and its economy 5% smaller than had it stayed in the EU'

says a veritable bastion of leftie thinking👇🤡

My column on old man Biden, old man Trump, and the return of Ye Olde Vibes Theory of Politics theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Wes delivers the text book answer on how to deal with Qs about the £28bn

Wise words from Chris Patten as he stands down as chancellor of University of Oxford.