I can't understand people who don't floss daily. You really just walking around with a morsel of last months porkchop festering in between your bicuspids? Woof.

I was sitting here watching my first hummingbird of the season. Went to the bathroom and when I came back Penelope was in my spot watching 🥹 She mirrors everything I do. Dogs are extraordinary.

I'm gonna sell everything and spend my years exploring the world with Lindbald Expeditions on National Geographic yachts.

In honor of May the 4th, reminiscing about that time many years ago when I ignorantly gifted my son a recorder and a Star Wars songbook. He practiced diligently ALL DAY LONG.

The thotbots have progressed to dropping animal emojis. At least I'm not assaulted by tuft muff and pepperoni nips at 8 a.m.

I've watched the last few days as this rotund Robin built her nest in my climbing hydrangeas. I can look directly into her nest from the sliding glass door, so I'll have a front row seat to eggs and babies. That is if they don't go the way of last year's grotesque nest of…

Ungodly satisfaction