Thumb looks like an eggplant. I think I might have broken something

TAYLOR, NO! YOUR ENDORSEMENT NOW MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO IDENTIFY THE EFFECT OF BEING COMPETENT IN THE DEBATE. MY RESEARCH IS RUINED

Pub quiz tonight. Send your best quiz team names. “Hold my beer while I take a quiz” is my current fave

Some days I don’t think I am up to the task. Maybe I should just like…pick an easier career or something

My brain works much better in the morning. Wish I knew this during my PhD

Faxing is pretty cool but a pain in the ass to do. Who the hell has a fax machine still? I don’t even have a printer

TIL row_dot_product is FUCKING FAST. Also, check out these ~~latent~~ survival curves. This was tom vladeck 👾 's idea, I just made it work in long format and run faster.