The reboot for Strangelove is just around the corner

Okay how long before we see this as a goal celebration this season? Footballers, your mission should you choose to accept it.

The “weird” 🙄 thing is it’s the women in football that accept me… it’s the men who come on here with strange comments about showers, with threats of violence, that make misogynistic & homophobic comments when we’re playing

What no announcement that due to engineering works & a strike by the goblins at Hogsmeade Station for improved pay, actually any pay, there’s a replacement bus outside?

❤️‍🔥 Jill Scott MBE

“Yes Dad, it’s Winston” 🙄 “NOW, can we go to McDonald’s?”

Guessing someone is now convinced immigrants are getting a free family car on arrival too? 🤦🏻‍♀️

One only has to look at some of the posts on the Sutton United timeline to realise how unhinged some of these GC “feminists” are 🤦🏻‍♀️

“Some of us are just… different.” “I know.” 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️‍🔥 Wicked Movie youtu.be/_DbugrKBElE?si…

Child labour! Every summer mother took some of her ponies to the local beach in Cornwall where we gave pony rides to the emmets (tourists). Not sure we actually got a decent cut!

There are no bigots in Heaven

Just looking for the accessible toilets in the pub

Jeez by this logic every long haired redneck kid must be trans 🤦🏻‍♀️

This week I will be mostly spouting gibberish & trying to pretend I’m relevant

He’s managing the England football team not auditioning for the Eurovision Song Contest. 🤦🏻‍♀️

When other football clubs talk, Clapton CFC does… an ethos that is embraced by fans & players alike.

The Shredded Wheat migration is about to begin

This appears to be some new definition of the word “Everyone” of which I was previously unaware… either that or a very poor turnout for this particular parkrun 🌳

PET STOP!!! IF YOU SEE THIS YOU MUST QT WITH YOUR MOST RECENT PIC(S) OF YOUR MOST RECENT PET(S)! I DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES I JUST MAKE THEM UP (Slight cheat, Jess who looks after my dad)