Indian restaurant debate: I think it’s bad form to dip your poppadoms straight into the chutney and pickle. I think you should transfer them to your plate first. Some mates disagree. Help me out.

England will burst forth suddenly at around 18:00 and score a banger.

Bollocks:

Anyway. Pay attention at around 44:00 and the England corner.

I meant free kick.

Had a chicken jalfrezi for supper. There’s some curry juice left over, so I’ll be having that on toast for breakfast. I simply cannot wait to wake up tomorrow.

Podulator!

Je suis en France. Regardez la nuova panchina von meine Freunde Jane und Mike.

What manner of bug is this? It has a furry head.

I saved a fly from my glass of Chablis.

You know where.

Virgin Atlantic chicken madras*. I’ll report back. *Chennai

Pretty good, even though the naan looks a bit like a map of Tasmania.

This beer comes to you from California, courtesy of R-R.

Just had a boss dog from this place on Santa Monica pier. End of broadcast.

What on Earth is going on?

It doesn’t matter how old and worldly I become: if I’m left alone, as I have been tonight, I will watch a war film and have a Chinese take-away. It’s the rules.

Apologies for last night’s post. That should have read ‘a succulent Chinese meal’, obviously.

Come to the pub. You can: Have a drink. Stuff your face. Meet interesting people. Talk to a dog. Have a smoke (outside).

Things my grandmas said: If you go out with wet hair you get pneumonia. If you have a bath on a full stomach your bowels explode. If you don’t take your coat off indoors you won’t ‘feel the benefit’ when you go out again. More than two eggs a day results in death. Others?