One of the great things is that young people can’t enjoy just being young anymore because us ageing folk have a platform to talk about our bodies failing every day, instead of our elders who just got old without us noticing. Creates great fear and paranoia for the next gen x

Must have blown a fusilli

Ted calls blood vessels and arteries “blood pipes” and says intestines are basically a conveyor belt.

I had a fat berg in my kitchen pipes. What a day.

I’ve had 5 emails from Hotel Chocolat asking me to complete a satisfaction survey since I spoke to them at 11am. I’m feeling a bit less satisfied now.

In the press
My Cassette Recorder print is featured in the latest Style At Home magazine
gailmyerscough.co.uk/product-page/c…

Would this didn’t.

The poor plumber has just smashed his face into my massive pants drying on the washing line.

AMAZING

No chocolate. No haribo. Sad times.

Put the sound on and cheer your evening up.

Who called them “lollipop ladies” and not “stopticians”?

Me in traffic this morning, pretending I hadn’t blocked the junction.

HANDSOME

CATerpillar

Ted has got animal crossing. Which means my brother has become obsessed. He’s just come to my island and stolen loads of my flowers, and we ended up hitting each other with axes until we cried.

ARE THEY LOOKING YET?

River dance