Tom Brady is the greatest football player of all time, but he was never as talented as Patrick Mahomes is right now. This is the best player to ever step on a football field, and he will be considered the GOAT sooner rather than later.

It turns out that adding Xavier Worthy to the Kansas City offense was, in fact, a cheat code and is, in fact, going to suck for everyone else.

Jalen Hurts when his offensive line doesn’t call audibles for him (he’s the quarterback)

“They’re letting the clock go down so this will be the last play of the half.” Yes, thanks.

Noah Eagle is awful right now. Maybe he will be good at some point, but I cannot believe this is the guy everyone was twerking for during the Olympics. Unbelievably boring and unenthusiastic.

This game is literally amazing and it sounds like the announcers are calling curling

AJ Brown is so freaking good

These defenses are unbelievably trash

Lane Johnson when he doesn’t false start

I’m sorry but he isn’t good.

The Eagles are gonna score 40 points despite their QB being literal garbage. They’re loaded

The Packers signing Ryan Tannehill, rolling into Nissan Stadium in two weeks with a Tannehill/Willis QB room, and beating the Titans would be the funniest outcome imaginable

Ladies and gentlemen the coming out party for Nico Iamaleava has arrived. I am staking my claim, pregame, that he will win a Heisman and go #1 in 2026.