Truly forgot about Lance McCullers. What we doin w that fella anyway

This weather is crazy. Send us home. Lmaoo i have a diff excuse every day 😂

In the 300s!!!! 381 work hours left Houston Sports Tzar

Had no idea I was going to end up loving Doobie this much.

Tuck said that was for Michael Brantley.

I fr will eat potato salad straight out of the bowl by itself. 🐐🐐🐐

Teachers, we made it to May. Didn’t think I’d ever see the day.

WALK IT OFF VICTOR!!!!!

This is heavy

Astros are indeed not back.

CJ Stroud just told Micah Parsons:

“He’s a Cowboy! He’s naturally Delusional” 😂😂

Omg. Couch potato????! Are the Astros back??????

BREGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!! RB ⚾️🤘🏼

LFG! Needed that!

nobody:
my mom: all you do is cry

🤭 yes ma’am and what about it

That ball didn’t hit that boy 😂😂

well as my representation about it then you guys will know. Until then 🤫. Love 👑

Life is literally so expensive. Lmao. Like deodorant? $8. Guaranteed to spend a hundo a day on little shit you need to survive. 😂😂😂😂 i hate it here

Proud to be H-Town Made 🤘 Houston Texans

Teachers in May ✌🏼