Trump gets back from the debate and just starts strangling JD Vance like Bart

POV you are a swiftie on 9/18/24

Get back to responding to fan emails you old bastard

Bro really said "I'm joining the war between God's Blessing Liberty and God's Curse Slavery on the side of God's Curse"

I would have joined them in an eternal sleepless dream below the dark ocean waves

prison

My fantasy is to carry out a brutal but effective bureaucratic purge of my enemies but sure your doomed last stand sounds cool I guess

Europeans are so weak

we gotta reopen the schools man mexicans are so similar to us. there are three countries that have any meaningful degree of cultural and historical similarity to the U.S.: Canada, Mexico, Brazil

Need

Can we please just annex them

I love that there is a real argument to be made that Candle Cove is one of the most influential horror short stories of this century.

I know the adjective “Orwellian” gets overused but “deescalation through escalation” is LITERALLY “war is peace” shit

Watched I Saw The TV Glow last week and then finally watching Southland Tales after it showed up in the director's inspiration list

The Trump campaign is kind of cooking with the Comrade Kamala ads, it's very entertaining walking into a corporate break room only to hear the tv start blasting the Soviet anthem

You know I'm inside of your head right? I'm like the rodent from ratatouille but grabbing at the folds of your brain. Dance.

The owl after I hit it going 90 at 2am on a Saturday night last July:

God will directly speak to you and offer movie commentary if you go to the immersive imax experience