This episode of #LittleHouseOnThePrairie , but instead of a baseball game, it’s an ass eating contest.

Move over, #Barbenheimer !

Down South, this movie’s called “Bless Her Heart.”

Poor Things

5/5
* This isn't a slam on Donna Pescow, who's had an amazing career beyond SNF. So happy she's working. But even she must've brought this up at some point, right?**

** But if she had, would it have stopped production / made any difference to Capital One?***

*** No.

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4/5
• I'll let the screengrab below do the rest*

Happy holidays from Capital One, everybody!

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• During one stop, he encounters a smiling woman at a shop counter, played by Donna Pescow

• Donna Pescow also played Annette in SNF

• To drive the point home, they've given her a replica of Annette's costume from SNF

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Capital One

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If you have no idea what I'm talking about, here's the top level:

• There's a recent Capital One commercial with Travolta parodying his role from #SaturdayNightFever

• But in this case, he's playing Santa, mirroring his strutting SNF character, Tony

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Quick reminder about a #SaturdayNightFever plot point.

Sending this out to both the idiots who pitched this & Capital One, who said, 'Whatta' great idea!'

It's obvious from the casting of Annette in this spot that NONE of them watched SNF all the way through.

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Arguing that 'Die Hard' is a Christmas movie is a waste of time.

We need to focus all our energy on admitting that 'Total Recall' NEEDS TO BE a Muppet movie.

#DieHard #Christmas
The Muppets

The positive side of the new #Andre3000 release: Big Boi steps back into the ring.

#flutes vs. #sharts

In hindsight, I shoulda bought this. #Art

GOP's Life-Sized Admiral Ackbar Action Figure Malfunctions

Gets Shoved Ham-Fistedly Back into Display Case

#MitchMcConnell

For all my fellow actors out there:

Displaying this proudly on a shirt or sign gives you permission to punch anyone who calls you a 'thespian' in that jokey, completely unoriginal (& you know, kinda' homophobic) manner DIRECTLY IN THE GODDAMNED MOUTH.

There are people on the Internet with thousands of “followers,” who post “sexy” photos of themselves wearing “Brains Are the New Tits” t-shirts in front of Pi shower curtains & I just want to scream, “NO, THEY’RE REALLY NOT! TITS ARE STILL TITS & BRAINS AREN’T THE NEW ANYTHING!”

RE: the newest Frank Miller variant cover

#CaptainAmerica
#SimpsonsDidItFirst

Sorry, #StarWars Fans , but THIS is canon.

#StarWars #VirginSuicides
#VSSWU

Okay. Hear me out.

Robert Smith as Pennywise.

Somebody make this happen.
Or Goddammit, I will.

The Cure #IT

Okay, I signed up for an audition slot. My dream role has always been Chubby Raccoon.

Dolly Parton, please cross your lovely fingers for me.

#9to5