Got told today that she won't t5ak me back.... I'm getting a blumpkin tonight #crackin

I miss you Jordan Conway

[Nly reasin I'm theoming up and getting a blympkimn is cause I loved you.

Just got blown

In edgewood #swackin

#hammer3ed

Your name is Jordann? Okay! We fucked. Hahahahah #crackin

#mlarsyakbody

I love bullshitting with @ttimenikka and Jeffrey Edwards. #crackin

@ttimenikka and I about to have a foursome.. hahaha #okay!

Drunk girl anthems go hard #fratmusic.com

The only thing stopping me for cheating, is the same thing stopping her from leaving #love #crackin #mlarsflow

Watching people play zombies only reminds of one person #RIP #iloveyouklop

Doritos and salsa.. #imissyou

I hate that my last class is so late..

Sitting next to the hottest girl in class and I have bacon ranch fart... #salty

#ttimebsagsbody

@ttimenikka you're a pussy.

Got locked out of twitter so last tweet from Micah Larson.. :,( hit me up @mlarsswagbody

Whizkey coke