Rishi does not accept that he's a 'pint sized loser' - he thinks that a pint is less than 25cm and he is much taller than that.
And he's not a loser because he was head boy at Winchester and his wife is fabulously wealthy.
Who's the loser!

Rishi thinks that GPs and benefit ‘scroungers’ are in cahoots. He thinks that if he shakes his fist at them at uses the phrase ‘sick-note culture’ over and over again people will vote for him.
Rishi doesn’t realise that most people think he’s a prick.
James O'Brien

In my forthcoming biography 'Boris Johnson is a Fat Bastard', I'll be revealing how the staffers at No.10 tried to train me to bite Angela Rayner upon the command: 'Oik.'
The stupid fuckers couldn't even manage that!
#AngelaRayner
#BorisJohnson

Genius: right here!

In my forthcoming biography 'Boris Johnson is a Fat Bastard', I'll be revealing how the staffers at No.10 tried to train me to bite Angela Rayner upon the command: 'Oik.'
The stupid fuckers couldn't even manage that!
#AngelaRayner
#BorisJohnson

Rishi doesn't really get Angela Rayner; she appears to be one of those authentic, working class types he's heard about but never actually met. He hopes that if enough people accuse her of some kind of fraud, they will be persuaded to vote for him.
Rishi is desperate.
#ZeroSeats

Rishi doesn't really understand that places like the Rhondda Valley exist, or indeed why the exist. But, he wants to keep the small boats away from them, wherever and whoever they are....

Rishi wants to assure the nation that he always has and always will keep ‘little Rishi’ inside his little trousers - which is another reason why he’s an excellent Prime Minister. theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

Replacing Lee Anderson with Jonathan Gullis is like shitting your pants then changing your shirt!
#ToryChaos #GeneralElectionNow

Rishi has put on his Big Boy Pants and appointed Jonathan Gullis as deputy chairman of the party. In private Rishi thinks that Gullis is an ill-educated, foul-mouthed oik, but he hopes that he will appeal to the foul-mouthed ill-educated oiks he hopes will vote for him.

Says it all, says it superbly.

Rishi is quite relaxed about receiving £15m from a bloke who thinks that it's ok to threaten to shoot a black female MP; but, by crikey, he's got his big boy pants on and is furious about the decision to stick a bit of blue on the flag of St George!

The Lords will continue to vote down the Rwanda Bill - not because we're preventing the will of the people, but because we're upholding the rule of law and fighting those who would turn our nation into an uncaring cold place and our politics into an exercise in hate and division.

Rishi thinks that ordinary chaps will vote for him if they think he loves footie and could have a chat with him over a Coca Cola about the match.
Rishi doesn’t believe that people think he’s a wanker.

Rishi thinks that we should stick to the facts: under his premiership, the number of Labour MPs is about to increase by 74%.

Rishi thinks that this is a cheap jibe from Labour. He won't take any lessons from a party that hasn't caught any rugby balls or called any elections. The Labour Party haven't successfully called a general election for over 10 years whilst the Conservative party have called 3.

Rishi is worried that people will not love him enough in May; but he has a plan: if England win the Euros, then the people will be thankful to him, they will vote Conservative, vote for him and he will win the election.
Rishi thinks that he is a political genius.

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