Quería mi corazón y te lo puse en descuento

Nobody:
me: I wanna have a baby

Why would you ask me for money when you know I got a baby on the way in 5 years?

You can always do you 😂just not with me.

“been going to therapy, going to rehab” bro go to JAIL

This reminds me of a few people from hs

Asking my guy friends if they’ll let me wax their assholes and the “ but why” from them is too funny

I want a tattoo in this color

Staying in the house on weekends.

anyone who looks down on someone’s job, house or car 🚩

I’m a lover girl fr .. I just got a lil attitude 😅

Having access to me is rare , i don’t be talkin to nobody fr ..

I’m usually the type of person that tries to fix bonds & friendships, but lately I been letting people stand on how they feel. We don't need to speak again.

Scared of my own anger cause I ain’t even me when I’m mad 😭😭😭😭😭

If u got to hide the way u fwm, don’t fwm!

Lmfaooo tf is this

My 30s are gonna be amazing. I just know it.

Yall don’t be biting ya man?? Cause I randomly do

this can’t be the same brain I used to memorize nicki minaj super bass

Ohhhhhh