Stones in your pockets if youre out west lads, went for a walk in Ballyloughane & nearly ended up out on Aran. 🙈

Please tell me you all have a kitchen drawer full of random shite, which never gets cleared and always gets jammed but never let's you down when you need random shite?

In a rare moment of affection/weakness, we gave the feckin kids our Coldplay tickets for this weekend & are now suffering serious FOMO 😫 On a scale on 1-10, how brutal would it be to lock them in their rooms & go ourselves anyway?

If you're coming to Ireland for a holiday, book it for the week the kids go back to school 🤷‍♀️🌞 Beautiful evening on the bay 💙

Them: I'll see you at 10am tomorrow? My brain: Ok so that means I've to leave the house at 9.40 which means I gotta start getting ready at 8.40, so breakfast at 8.20 which means can stay in bed till 8.15, right so. *Sets alarm for 7.45 to allow for scrolling time* Me: OK #ADHD 🤯

Good morning from the Salthill Prom 💙☀️

If anyone's looking for me, I'll be perched right here for the weekend 💚

Dunnes Stores today & Mary hasn't even pee'd on the stick yet 🤯

Spéir dhearg thoir, báisteach go buan, Spéir dhearg thiar, gealach is grian 🌞🙏☀️🙏☀️

Ah well, maybe next time lads 😂 #oasisreunion #oasis2025 #Ticketmaster

Not a bad spot to wait at while shes training 💙

Well now lads, if I were solar powered I'd be fully charged after today 😂💙🌞

On my little stroll this evening: 🎶 In Oranmore, in the County Galway, One pleasant evening, in the month of May.....💚

Kids are assholes 😫

You wouldnt believe the amount of DMs I get from content writers & journos asking to use my tweets/pics & I never refuse/charge! But using without permission, placing their logos on MY photos & not crediting me (as a writer myself) is lazy & unfair Irish Daily Mirror Galway Beo

Was grabbing a takeaway coffee this morning & flicked open the Irish Indo on the counter. That list just stopped me in my tracks 💔 Childhoods stolen, lives ruined & so many dirty rotten evil fuckers, priests, nuns & leaders, never held accountable. Shameful.

25⁰ tomorrow & this little beauty's getting shaken & stirred 🤤 Absolute game changer this!!

Its a day for it lads, soda bread with real butter & a mug of tea. #IrishMammySalad 😍