Dear TV
The problem w the Trump Town Hall wasn't platforming...or a fragile siloed audience unable to be exposed to newsworthy opinions antithetical to their own...the problem was an event that was clearly negotiated to Trump's approval. An ode to access.

Quality over quantity is a tier list.

Eyes Wide Shut is a beautifully shot movie about how a guy saw a horny Christmas party and it ruined his life. Terrible film.

America is really so ableist you can put a stroke survivor up against a literal puppy murderer and they'll be like 'hmmm, tough call.'

Tattoo idea: The Kool-Aid Man politely using a door.

Wheat Thicks - The snack that's just a cube!

It gives me real comfort - a genuine sense of justice in an otherwise unjust world - to know that Elon Musk will never be funny.

So... Why don't we impeach those Supreme Court Justices that clearly lied under oath?

Get out and vote is the Democrat equivalent of thoughts and prayers. They're the same thing.

My wife just told me about the Auntie Network on reddit: 'A place to help anyone who has a uterus.'

Giving it a signal boost. This is wonderful. reddit.com/r/auntienetwor…

General strike.

It’s time to general strike. People are dying. Everything is overpriced. No one is valued. They’ve intentionally broken up our communities so we don’t think we can make it without continuing to make (them) money. We need a general strike or things will stay the same.

People say video game leveling up isn't realistic, but I don't know. If I went to a sewer somewhere and killed like 500 rats, I'd definitely come back a different person.

Scrooge McDuck would be enthusiastically involved with the Squid Game.

Some people defend Dave Chapelle by saying he's one of the greatest comedians alive. Even if that's true, guess what? Being good at your job doesn't give you the right to be a transphobe.