I will never understand how humans can get this big

BBC iPlayer: “Do you have a TV licence?”

Me: “Erm… Yes?”

BBC iPlayer: 👍

Chelsea 2 up.

Brighton have been terrible in 2024. Worse than us? Not many will want De Zerbi right now.

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 GOAL | Brighton 0-1 Chelsea | Cole Palmer

COLE PALMER HAS GIVEN CHELSEA THE LEAD !!!!!

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Morbid Knowledge Video capturing musician Tiny Tim enduring a non-fatal heart attack and collapsing during a live stage performance. Unfortunately, he would succumb to another heart attack in a similar manner just months later, passing away at the age of 64.

I was only 6 but remember the talk about it and being in the papers 😔

Horrified parents discover NAILS glued to toddler swings and a slide at children's playground

Be vigilant people! These sick, twisted and evil ba5tards are out there!!

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What every guy would ask when they call up that show😂

‘the look on my mums face when my vinted parcel arrived in a vibrator box’ 😭 ad

Here’s Kitty!

We should respect Moyes, let's play him upfront for his last game.

FIVE-SEASON VAR NET SCORE

Brighton +6
Aston Villa +4
Liverpool +4
Everton +3
Man City +3
Man United +3
Newcastle +3
Chelsea +2
Crystal Palace +2
Tottenham -3
West Ham -5
Arsenal -7
Wolves -17

Relates to decisions for - decisions against

Tapeworm??

🚨📺 OFFICIAL: letter sent to the Premier League regarding scrapping VAR.

'Wolves have formally submitted a resolution to the Premier League to trigger a vote at the league's AGM in June, on the removal of VAR from the start of the 2024/25 season.

The introduction of VAR in

Just been in Newcastle Magistrates Court for the hearing of the men accused of felling the Sycamore Gap tree. The tree is valued at £622,191 by the National Trust, and the judge recommends that “the case is too serious to be heard in magistrates court”. It’s going to Crown Court

Now that Manure look to be selling Aaron Wan-Bissaka, do you think he'd be worth a shout?

We all love Coufal but we need better and a bit more pace at the back.