Lyle Rittenhouse

People in 2074: What happened to America? -They were derailed by a cult for a decade, and they never recovered.

When it comes to friendship age shouldn’t be a barrier, Young lady shares her bizarre friendship with an elderly man.

The “verified” tab in Twitter notifications is a waste of screen real estate. Ok, so I got a like or a reply from a blue check. Am I supposed to care? Did someone forget to tell the UI designers that a blue check has lost all meaning?

I will never get to Witchita. I am ok with that.

Hey parents of kids ages 3 and up, is it too much to ask for you to bathe your child before you take them to the doctor for an exam?

Melania looked awesome at that funeral!

Translation: “DeJoy is finally going to do what I appointed him to do in 2020.”

Whose thong got tossed in the air?😆

This bot tweets this 100s of times a day.

MAGA: “THE ECONOMY IS TERRIBLE! DEMOCRATS ARE TO BLAME!” Also MAGA: “HOW DARE THE ECONOMY GET BETTER!”

🤣🤣🤣

They posted a negative review of his favorite cereal, Lucky Charms.

I did listen to some Blondie today. Does that count?

This fruit bat keeps showing up on my TL. How many Nick Adams clones can one app take?

They’re so addicted to moaning and blaming that if something comes along that alleviates any problem, they see it as an affront, like a junkie getting pissed off at an intervention.