Sorry for all the mean things I said when my estrogen was low.

Kurt Loder turns 79 today. We are old as fuck.

Always Remember and Never Forget…

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Incredible

Hi.

It’s none of your fucking business why a woman has an abortion.

Get harassed -it's only banter

Wary of strange men -uptight

Wary of familiar men -paranoid

Friendly with guys -a slut

Trusting of guys -stupid

Report -a liar

Don't report -part of the problem

Dress up-asking for it

Dress down-ugly and lazy

When isnt it our fault?

It’s. About. Controlling. Women.

Courageously battles through my ice cream headache

Who wants to hear about my father’s colonoscopy? He apparently thought I did.

Welcome to middle age. You now have a good ear.

I just choose not to hide how fucked up I am.

I can't decide if I'm addicted to the fall or the crash.

Sure I'll go, I haven't had a meltdown there yet.

bad news guys, I caught a vibe

Anyone else throw their back out twerking last night or just me?

that power nap turned into a cry for help

*puts phone on charger*
drink your juice, Shelby

Making sure I don’t eat too late at night to avoid heartburn isn’t as sexy as it sounds

Sorry I made your husband grunting at the gym my ring tone