I'm not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I'm pretty sure one guy's job is chewing.

After seven months I am baffled that so-called intellectuals can’t grasp the most basic truth that there are humans around the world live-streaming the most barbaric slaughter of fellow humans and wanting it to stop. That’s it. You can stop writing your op-eds and go home now.

Kenny DeForest was beloved among his fellow stand-up comedians. After his sudden death, they came together to grieve — and to confront comedy’s eternal question: Too soon? nyti.ms/3QrVKJF

Today, 48 planes are scheduled to fly between Montreal and New York City. With proper high-speed rail and pre-clearance protocols, this journey could take less than 3 hours by train. Currently, it takes 11 hours by train. We deserve better.

Finally the dream of seeing lizzy cassidy Kath Barbadoro Napoleon Emill and Mark Little plus a LONG SET from Alison Leiby for a measly 10 clams in a tattoo shop on 14th st is coming true!

T U S S Y (tickets) I N B I O

Cornell has announced that they will NOT evict suspended students from on-campus housing or bar us from dining halls. Make no mistake — this shift the result of intense pressure from students, the public, and in particular faculty.

this father supporting his daughter’s protest at USC is worth more than all the left wing politicians currently in power. I love this man

In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist

Is Kyle Chan an executive producer of this season of VPR like what's going on here?

Halle and Alison flip the switches and have some thoughts on the ending of Lights Out (2016).

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HUNDREDS OF JEWISH NEW YORKERS ARE GETTING ARRESTED ON THE SECOND NIGHT OF PASSOVER DEMANDING A DIVESTMENT FROM GENOCIDE.

The Brooklyn Public Library now, as hundred of Jewish New Yorkers are arrested while calling for an end to US military funding to Israel.

As the Senate prepares to vote.

Kate is so so so funny and I love watching her and now everyone can because her special is out. Go watch it!!!!

I love how in every Ruined! episode Halle Kiefer asks Alison Leiby to guess the twists, then agrees with whatever crazy answer Alison offers 😂.

How dare the The New York Times New York Times Op Ed post this complete inflammatory lie!? These is no such thing as abortion up to the “moment of birth.” Journalistic malpractice. Not to mention other misleading info. Gross.

Who is Target and how do I vote for them?

is he… y’know… *imitates crab claws*… from maryland???

Massive faculty walkout at Columbia University opposing the university’s decision to call in NYPD on Palestine solidarity protests:

Tonight! Running my hour about my family and organized crime The Comedy Cellar at 7pm! Grab tickets in me bio!

They should sell a “period pack” that i just made up and is good: 6 advils, a 2mg weed drink and a cold brew. CRUISIN