"Psychological Facts: Taller people are happier on average than shorter people. They also earn more money."Nicol Linde #slegtetyevirjou

: I hate smart ass teachers. Me: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: BITCH I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK."Nic Linde

"Steve Stifler: If you think I hate you I probably do."Casper Fourie Nicol Linde

"Not Will Ferrell: H3yy, wh@t R y0uu dO!nq? "About to throw a dictionary at your face.""Casper Fourie

"Because I'm a Guy: How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch."Patricia de Villiers

"Because I'm a Guy: That awkward moment when you ask a midget what they want to be when they grow up."Nicol Linde Patricia de Villiers

"Alan Garner: Me: How much is this poster of this sexy man? Sales Clerk: That's a mirror, sir."Nicol Linde

"Alan Garner: Damnnnnnn gurrrrrrrl are you a fire detector? Cause you are really loud and annoying." Patricia de Villiers

"Steve Stifler: That awkward moment when you can’t tell if it’s a Halloween costume or their regular clothes"Patricia de Villiers

I don't hate you, it's just, if you were on fire... I would roast marshmallows.Patricia de Villiers jy het moeilikheid gemaak vir jouself skoonsus!!

Stupid people make me feel so much better about myself."Patricia de Villiers

"Funny Sayings: Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it's a beautiful day.""Patricia de Villiers Nicol Linde

Verder word die broer,kleinkie,Rutherford en de Villiers so klein bietjie gemis,,,geniet die aand.. rustig vat 14de kom nog!!@LindeNA10

"Because I'm a Guy: I been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don't think being an adult is gonna work for me."Nicol Linde Nic Linde

"Because I'm a Guy: I hope you choke on the lies you tell. But then again.. Its kind of hard to swallow that much bullshit.."Patricia de Villiers

"Because I'm a Guy: You always know how to ruin a good time." Patricia de Villiers