the Pear is BACK baby, this Thursday The Fox and Firkin in lovely Ladywell. still paranoid but cheap as chips of chalk featuring Shelf, Michael Brunström, Harrison Charles, Alice-India and Sian Clarke so cheap so fun so soon designmynight.com/london/whats-o…

GOSH we are excited for Belly Laughs tomorrow. See you at the five bells at 8 cool cats

It was a wild Belly Laughs last night, thanks to all our lovely acts and to Mick Hucknall who made a special guest appearance

Are good ready for MORE fun times? THURSDAY 4 APRIL The Paranoid Pear’s Excursion is back for even more fun and frolics at The Fox and Firkin

We are sorry to announce that the Paranoid Pear’s Excursion will not be taking place tonight or for a little while, as we seek a new playspace. We had a lot of fun in Ladywell but ultimately were not compatible with the venue. We’ll be back soon tho south London, you just wait xx

We can’t wait for Belly Laughs!!!! It’s back on 17 April and it’s going to be SWELL see you at @fivebellslondon

So excited for Belly Laughs on Wednesday yes yum yum see you there at 8! At the five bells!

Apologies to everyone who was planning on seeing us on Wednesday. Unfortunately we had to cancel due to unforeseen circumstances. Next BELLY LAUGHS is 22nd May!!!

Hi we’re baaaack! 22 May, 8pm, The Five Bells. You know what to do x facebook.com/events/5851029…

Ooooh we’re back on 19 June with @jenivescomedy, The Rosemary Crown Finsbury Park, Eddy Hare, @siandocksey, Hot Pasty and MORE! See you there kiddos x

Destroyers, posing as "Developers" #NX #SELondon 13th June 2018 Fontaines DC in New Cross - free gig at The Five Bells - location of many legendary moments. 13th June 2019 FFS! #Music is being culled. More Faceless Fuxury bollocks, no doubt. #Gentrification is Occupation.

FUCKING HELL STOP DOING THIS YOU ARE KILLING US. Excuse me Night Czar hello, SE London is being choked of it's small venues plz send help.

We’ve lost our home :( if anyone would like to host a lovely friendly alternative comedy night, send them our way. SUPPORT INDIE VENUES.

Yes we’ve lost our venue and yes it’s sad but you know what we still have? HOUSES THAT WE RENT. Come to Harrison’s house tomorrow for Belly Laughs. facebook.com/events/4352693…

We’ll be at Harrison’s house at 7.30. We’re not slacking, we’re doing a show. facebook.com/events/4352693…

Last night we had Belly Laughs at Harrison’s house. The acts were amazing - the audience were lovely - the candles were far too close to audience members t-shirts - and laughs were had by all

📢 ANNOUNCEMENT 📢 We’ve teamed up with the LOVELY folk at @brixtonoxjam to put together a LOVELY night of comedy for charity! On 19 September at Brixton Brewery, advance tickets are £6 with all the proceeds going to charity. You can get them here! wegottickets.com/oxjam/event/48…

It's a Sunday and all you're doing is hanging out in your pants, so why not get a sense of accomplishment and get your tickets to our Oxjam Brixton gig? wegottickets.com/oxjam/event/48…

Ohoho we are so excited for our gig with Oxjam Brixton next week that we're going to tell you our line up! We've got Chloe Petts! We've got @DuffMarvel! We've got Hot Pasty! We've got Phil Lindsey! And more! Get your tickets now please thanks: wegottickets.com/oxjam/event/48…

We've added another cheeky act to our Oxjam Brixton gig and it's only the bloody lovely Will Rowland! Hot off a smash-hit Edinburgh run, he'll be making you laugh your little bum off. wegottickets.com/oxjam/event/48…