I hate attracting tops. Get your boring ass out my face.

When ads start popping up for stuff I’ve only thought about in my head

IF IM STARTING A FREE TRIAL THEY SHOULD'NT NEED MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION.

controversial opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself

Niggas be doing all of this just to be cheating with 17 other niggas 😂😂😂

It's her getting clearer with each pronunciation 😭😭😭

Him: do a split on it Me:

I need an intense kissing session in my life.

I think all the big dick niggas died

Same people that was saying Drake wasnt black last year are now saying a non-black Spanish woman is. Yall so odd lmao

apparently i'm not even going through a lot, i just need money.

"what makes u happy?" me:

lauryn ate with nothin even matters, at all. because exactly. it doesnt

when i’m watching porn and win a iPhone 17

wht good pussc look like 🫧#dmvfreaks

when ppl at the movie theater have to walk by you to their seats

Nigga rather be on Sniffies than to be with me. Your loss. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Him: “ this what you wanted right?” Me:”YEEeeeEEEeessss”